About 9.30 a.m. on Bank Holiday Monday my home telephone rang, and I answered it cheerily, thinking it was an offspring anxious to share his latest travel adventures. But no, to my irritation it was a bloke with a Welsh accent representing a claims company. As you can imagine, I informed him – politely, but firmly – that it was a Bank Holiday and his call wasn’t welcome!
Would you believe it, Bank Holiday Monday!! But then I suppose it’s not a holiday everywhere. I guess the chaps with Indian accents and names like Roger and Keith can be grudgingly forgiven. After all I don’t suppose ‘Bank Holiday’ means very much in Mumbai! But Wales? Unless this was a particularly sophisticated double bluff, shouldn’t my caller have known better than to shatter the tranquillity of my Bank Holiday? But nothing is sacrosanct! And the future only holds the prospect of further erosion of our privacy and peace of mind.
Recently, I wrote about the latest attempt to sweep away the remaining limits to Sunday trading hours on the spurious grounds that supermarkets shouldn’t be disadvantaged by internet shopping, and should be permitted – because of some flawed logic – to stay open continuously just to counter the threat. But hey! We’re not predominantly a Christian country anymore and Sunday will soon be a regular shopping day.Until now it has remained mostly sacrosanct because of vestigial reverence for the Sabbath. But what next? How long will Sunday remain out-of-bounds? Or even the night-time hours! Will any hour of the day or night be out-of-bounds to cold callers when there is stuff to be hawked in the new consumer utopia? And how convenient to raise a captive audience from their beds; they’ll almost always be home, and they’ll agree to anything before they come to properly!
I’m not alone in feeling that a land-line is a liability. It already feels like the sole purpose of ours is the answering and rebuttal of unwanted calls. Dragging myself to the phone at inconvenient moments, I’ve grown pretty adept at feigning mental inadequacy or projecting out-right hostility. But nothing deters them, and for two pins I’d ditch my land-line. Maybe, that’s what the providers want? Or maybe, when the UK’s internet service providers have dealt with piracy and illegal downloads, they will find time to deal with nuisance sales calls? After all it’s the ISPs, like BT, Sky, TalkTalk and Virgin Media that rent the land-lines too!Warning: strpos() expects parameter 1 to be string, array given in /home/content/07/10421707/html/wp-includes/shortcodes.php on line 193